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Auggie the Master of Speed

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The kid looks sick. Like he's on something. His head is shaved and his sorta-pointy ears make an otherwise handsome face look devilish. He is very pale, with deep circles under his haunted blue eyes. Eyes the azure blue of the summer sky they are, peering out of his sunken face. When was the last time he ate? Skinny. Too skinny. Scary skinny. Scared he might bite you skinny. Poor thing, he looks a fright, but the way he carries himself is a bit arrogant, a spring in his step that shouldn't be there in so pathetic a creature. He's tall, and long limbs hide beneath his secondhand fineries. His things are worn, but were once quite nice. He reeks of manor life.

Role

Blood on the Dancefloor

Added Tue Nov 20 07:47:19 2018 at level 5:
She birthed the shameful thing in the middle of the 
ballroom. It seemed she was trying to get to the woods. 
To help? To waiting elves? We may never know. 
She wouldn't talk afterwards and afterwards afterwards 
she hanged herself in the closet. The servants claim she 
did it with the umbilicus but they are a foul lot of mouth 
breathers. The house magician, who went by L'lall'antholos 
the Magnificent, but was really just a hedge wizard from 
Arendyl was, of course, fired. Master Drood wanted to cut 
off his cock and send him bleeding back to the Vale, but
that was of course not done. Instead his passport was 
made with a small satchel of silver and a threat on his 
tongue should he ever mention this to the Elves.

The child was a servant's boy. Knocked up during 
a drunken night of loneliness for them both. The 
child was certainly not heir to the Drood fortune. 
For all anyone cared, Auggie the halfbreed was nothing 
more than a minor embarassment.

The lady was harder to explain, but enough to 
say that the Master wanted to tell the people that 
she was fucked to death by a horse. This was of course 
not done. It was said that she had fallen down the stairs 
after too much wine and broken her neck.

Oh. One more thing about the child. It was born with a mark. 
Were you to see it from some distance you would swear 
it had three eyes, this child. Two in the natural place 
and one in the middle of its forehead. Truth be told you'd 
be forgiven for mistaking it for a half-cyclops not a half-elf 
for the eye you spotted before the ears. 

Oh, what a vibrant child. I jest of course, a more 
sullen creature you've never met. Given to fits. Wild 
ideas put into its head for as soon as the mark was seen, 
and how could one miss it, it was rushed off to the local 
medicine woman whose pecker powder's efficacy I can 
attest to, but I swear the soul of a Scarabite hides 
beneath the smell of gingerbread.

"The child will have the second sight," she swore. "Leave 
it in the wheat, for it's a cursed life. Be done with it." But 
this was of course not done. She was paid with a barrel of wine that 
was not-quite-stolen from the cellars and the child was 
raised for a time as Auggie the servant boy.

Recurring Dream 1.0

Added Tue Nov 20 10:28:07 2018 at level 6:
Concertina wire fills the blasted landscape as far 
as the eye can see, stretching towards the mile-high 
towers of Galadon on the horizon. Imperial Drones 
patrol, but there is no life here. The wind carries us 
towards the city.

Huge screens dominate the cityscape. The Emperor's 
Image is literally everywhere. All Hail Gentleman Jim, 
Undead Emperor of Thera! Everywhere one looked 
Jim's grinning skull visage was to be seen. Thank him 
for this prosperity. Thank him for ending the war. Thank 
him for the war they were currently winning. All Therans 
owed their lives to him.

Every citizen was a bloodoath at least. Every 
citizen trained with Imperial Issued phased plasma 
rifles by the time they came of age. The war was over. 
The war was constant. Darkness and Order. Darkness and 
Order. Do your duty.

The Eastern gates opened and the most recent of 
the wounded were ferried in on hovercarriers. The 
streets of Galadon were, naturally, spotless, 
but the Eastern road was a mess since the Outlanders 
had taken Hamsah. 

Jim was said to be holding the Palace on his own, 
an army of zombie former Wardens, Sentinels, and 
Reavers standing by The Vanquisher, whose cannons 
watched over the siege. By his wisdom and grace we 
would prevail, especially as the sects marched on the 
invaders from the south after fighting hard through the 
woods and the now overgrown Imperial Lands.

But there was food. Yes, it came from the Elemental 
Plane of Food and the quality was terrible, but it was 
better than the days of eating rats. Times were good. 
The Arcane Sect's conjurers made sure of that. 

And there were no more gnomes. No more gnomes of any 
sort. No more Glippitydork peck you in your ass gnomes. 
No more dirt gnomes. No more stone gnomes. No more 
riddle gnomes. No more rhyming gnome priests. The last 
one fell to Jim during a huge ceremony that was viewed 
by everyone in the Civilized cities a thousand years earlier.

"Die!" said Jim while pointing at it and its heart just 
exploded. No more gnomes. You'd have thought that 
such a wise group would have seen this coming. "The 
Luck of the Gnomes" had come to mean "the worst luck 
possible" and calling someone a svirfniblin was enough 
to draw blasters in some quarters.

The people are fat and sick, doughy and sweaty. The 
sky burns odd colors at odd times, clouded with pollution 
sent spewing forth from near and far. Everyone coughs, 
except those with cybernetic respirators. Nearly every 
man out of his teens has at least one robotic limb.

At night one can stand anywhere in Galadon and 
hear the shrieks of the tortured in their sleep.

I shriek myself awake.

Recurring Dream 2.0

Added Tue Nov 20 14:29:49 2018 at level 11:
There are nothing but trees as far as the eye 
can see until we float higher, then we see the 
mountains rising out of the distance and desert 
off in another direction with a winding river running 
through it, scouring a gorge in the face of the rock.

Ideas of North and South seem different here. 
There is a magnetic pull in one direction, and 
adjusting  our wings we soar towards it. Soon the 
air grows cold for we are moving faster than one 
should. Below us we have seen the elk and the ox and 
the otyugh and the fox but where are the men? 
Where are the giants? We adjust and soar some more.

Where are the cities? Where are the roads? Deer 
paths wind through the woods below, but even our 
avian eyes can detect no hint of man or his things. Is 
this even Thera? Eventually we spot a great tree growing 
out of the center of a dark wood. No, not a tree. A Tree. 
The Tree. It thrums with the power of the ancients who 
slumber now at its roots.

And here are the men, naked, bestial. They have 
become animals again, though perhaps that's all they 
ever were anyway. There is no art, there is no magic, 
there are no stories. There is only grazing and eating 
raw meat and rutting, endless rutting. Dirty things.

I point myself towards the sun and awaken.

The Thing About the Dreams

Added Wed Nov 21 10:25:45 2018 at level 12:
The thing about the dreams is that they're inescapable. 
They're with me all the time. I look around Galadon and 
see the possibilities, none of them good. I look at my 
fellow man and see them either animals or robots. 
What is a robot? What is concertina wire? How do I 
know these things?

I shouldn't know what a phased plasma rifle or an
alarm clock or a resume or a NukeTekk Bunker Buster,
but I do. I see Thera's many futures. I cannot escape them.

So I do drugs.

Immortal Comments

Date Level Hours Author Comment
12 5 An Immortal An Immortal added 100 exp for: Panmorne's Turkey Hunt!
31 24 An Immortal An Immortal added 1000 exp for: I really liked the first chapter. But then we get into stuff from other video games, etc., and we veer off into Chaotic Stupid territory.

Timeline

Date Level Hours Event
1 0 Choose major focus air <PK: 0-0>
1 0 Choose minor focus offense <PK: 0-0>
15 6 Auggie has pledged to the Barons of Chaos <PK: 0-0>
20 10 Auggie advanced to level 20 <PK: 0-0>
29 17 Inducted into ENTROPY by Gilversplitz <PK: 0-2>
30 20 Auggie advanced to level 30 <PK: 0-2>

Level History

Date Level Hours Groupmates
19/11/18 2 0
19/11/18 3 0
20/11/18 4 0
20/11/18 5 0
20/11/18 6 2
20/11/18 7 2
20/11/18 8 2
20/11/18 9 2
20/11/18 10 3
20/11/18 11 4
20/11/18 12 5
21/11/18 13 7
21/11/18 14 7 Siekyn (13)
21/11/18 15 7 Siekyn (14)
21/11/18 16 9 Orrick (19) Graelin (13)
21/11/18 17 9 Orrick (20) Graelin (14)
24/11/18 18 10 Deniyar (19)
24/11/18 19 10 Deniyar (20) Taan (20)
24/11/18 20 11 Deniyar (21) Taan (21)
24/11/18 21 11 Deniyar (22) Taan (22)
24/11/18 22 11 Deniyar (23)
24/11/18 23 12 Deniyar (26) Xaneh (25)
24/11/18 24 13 Deniyar (27) Xaneh (26)
25/11/18 25 13 Tanlin (25)
25/11/18 26 14 Saffah (21) Thorgrim (12)
26/11/18 27 17 Esmiere (25) Icamis (31)
26/11/18 28 18 Sprokk (28)
26/11/18 29 19 Sprokk (29)
27/11/18 30 21 Saffah (31)
27/11/18 31 22 Icamis (34) Gibah (37)
28/11/18 32 24 Savoirfeert (37) Kalstark (29)

Title History

Date Level Hours Title

PK Wins

PK Deaths

Mob Deaths

Date Level Area Killer Attack
11/25/18 26 The Drogran Hills the ugruk Chieftain cleave
11/25/18 26 Mausoleum a disgusting, rotting zombie claw
11/26/18 29 Thar-Acacia a gray wolf bite
11/28/18 32 Mausoleum a hungry ghoul claw