Description
Slightly hunched over, this dwarf stand a little over eight human
hands tall. His demeanor is less than confident, and his large, oval
green eyes move back in forth as if sunk in maple syrup. His nose
is oversized for his kind, giving him a slightly gnomish look, with
a less than attractive war on its very tip. A mouth full of
crooked, slightly yellowed teeth stick out from underneath large,
supple, ashen lips. His movements are slow, partly deliberate, but
also somewhat clumsy as he moves about. What is most noticable
is the massive stomach on him that jets out from underneath his
clothing. Spilling over his stomach is a long, reddish
beard, spiralling down to his belly button. Besides his long
beard are large, bushy reddish colored eyebrows, and crowning his head
an out of control bush of red, rough hair. The rest of him is
covered in belongings suitable of both an adventurer and a working
dwarf.
Role
Sloth, What is Sloth?
Added Tue Feb 15 20:12:10 2005 at level 6:
This dwarf embraces the ways of Sloth to their fullest. He eats, tries
to get others to do things for him, enjoys inactivity and most idle talk,
begs insessently for belongings and food and drink. He will play on whatever
feelings and weaknesses of other individuals so he doesn't have to do anything.
Whatever can be done to avoid doing anything more than the minimum, he
will do, to the minimum.
He is not as pathetic as he tries to show off. This is his veiled attempt
to keep his true understanding of what is going on a secret. He is dumb
in many ways but knows how to play people to get by with doing nothing.
The Dreams of the little Dwarf
Added Tue Feb 15 20:22:37 2005 at level 6:
He is, or claims to be the janitor of Galadon. It is what he does that
allows him the pathetic demeanor that he emulates. This job augments his
ability to gain things for nothing. He is trying to work his way
up the supposed ladder of the city, to finally become a Magistrate. He hopes
that one day he can be Sheriff over a city, most likely Seantryn Modan. That is
the city he will aim for because it is the most quiet and nothing happens
there allowing him to continue on his path of doing... well nothing.
Even if he does gain Magistrate status, or Sheriff status as he sees it, he will
continue to be a janitor of whatever city is put in. Again, hopefully Seantryn
Modan. He will use his position as sheriff to do even more nothing, and hopefully
some day by doing nothing so much, the world will go full circle and he will get
everything.
The God of Sloth
Added Tue Feb 15 21:38:15 2005 at level 8:
This dwarf serves him and the more he can get away with doing nothing the
more he serves him. He will pray to him and seek guidance from him to better
further his ability to do nothing. What things he gained from his begging
and trickery he offers to him as show of some kind of reverse worth.
Granted where he prays from for the God of Sloth is in the place where
it is most convenient. He does not know the what its name is but it is
rumored to be a massive, semi-solid pillar of slime and jelly, usually molding
to whatever position is the least strenuous.
So he serves him by doing the things that take the least effort and then
giving the proceeds to him to show him he is being as slothful as possible.
Whomever it is, he will seek him out in the least effortful way and give
him things. Perhaps one day he will be rewarded with knowledge to be more
useless.
Getting Older...
Added Tue Mar 15 02:19:45 2005 at level 35:
The world is getting more dangerous and this dwarf knows it. Therefore he has
decided to move his lounging in Voralian City from the Warrior's Guild and now
places his well sat upon arse within the Voralian City Paladin's Guild. Therefore
he can avoid having to deal with unhappy warriors who may wish him dead, and thus
relax in sheer laziness in a place where laziness has become the custom in the
more weak of the paladin stature. He thinks there is no paladin who would try to
hurt him, so this safety is ideal for him.