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Smuerlk the Chieftain of the Grinning Skulls, Impudent Fleabag

Basic Information

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Training

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Adventuring

Bounty Hunting

The Veil

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Arena

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Criminal Record

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Best Set of Equipment

<worn on finger>    (Glowing) a banded ring
<worn on finger>    (Glowing) a banded ring
<worn around neck>    (Glowing) a colorful cloak covered with patches
<worn around neck>    a necklace strung with rat skulls
<worn on body>    the hide of the Ancient Red Dragon
<worn on head>    a spiked bear skull
<worn on face>    a spiked mask
<worn on legs>    double-bolted greaves
<worn on feet>    double-bolted sollerets
<worn on hands>    a pair of double-bolted spiked gauntlets
<worn on arms>    (Humming) a pair of strange bracers
<worn about body>    a skin from the snow leopard
<worn around waist>    the belt of life
<worn on wrist>    an adamantite bracer
<worn on wrist>    an adamantite bracer
<>    a two-handed black sword
<>    a mithril pickaxe

Description

An incredibly loathesome creature stands before you, quivering from the seemingly simple coordination required to just remain errect. Mucous drains in slow trickles from thousands of tiny pustules encircling its pale yellow eyes. Portrusions of horny flesh jut out from the culmination of its beakish jagged maw. Festering sores cover most of its too thin pale yellow hide. Some sores ooze brakish black blood, others run with clear red blood, puddling together in countless folds of too loose flesh. The creatures thin frame bends at unnatural and awkward angles, bones and joints meeting askew, muscles and tendons seemingly at odds with sinew and skeleton. Something perversely dark and rife with corruption pervades anything near the orc, completely.

Role

Smuerlk

Added Sat Sep 8 20:31:43 2007 at level 51:
I like to think of myself as old school, call it a self indulgence.
I get it that roles aid immortals with interacting with pcs.
I firmly believe that pcs should be roleplaying at all times.
if an Imm snoops them, they should be able to see what the pc is about.
At the same time, I understand how roles can be benificial for Imms andd pcs.
Contradictary, I know.  But its just how I chose to play this character.
Before I rolled an orc, I decided to play the pc only while drunk.
because I believed orcs were a useful addition to the mud, and I felt
that I couldn't competently rp an orc sober.
I see orcs as idiots.  I've played Smuerlk as an idiot.
He sees himself as being the best he can be, doing what he can to survive.
I the player see him as a useful tool to interact with scion, empire, and
non caballed pc's as best I can to advance their understanding and enjoyment
of CF.
I've enjoyed my trip from full con to 9 con.  I would like to think that
the hours I've spent playing Smuerlk have been beneficial to the MUD.
Because I'm all about making CF the best it can be, with what I have to offer.
I'm not writing this role with any expectation of any sort of reward.
I just took the time to write it because I thought it might be a useful way
to communicate my intentions for the character.

Know that what you are doing as Imms is appreciated.
Know that one day, I hope to have the time, and ability to do for the MUD what you do.

On Body

Added Fri Oct 12 23:21:50 2007 at level 51:
In appreciation for the con I got from Thrak
I will never wear on body armor again.
So Thrakburzug can see my heart beating.

Immortal Comments

Date Level Hours Author Comment
51 286 An Immortal An Immortal added 1000 exp for: Inn event.
51 294 An Immortal An Immortal added 1000 exp for: Tattoo goodness from Thrak.
51 306 An Immortal An Immortal added 650 exp for: Role that talks about some ooc ambitions and the journey
51 357 Cyradia I am SO sick of this guy praying about playing drunk. Nobody fucking cares that you found out what beer is. Grow up.
51 381 Lyristeon Note that I told him to cut the stupid prayers out back in the middle of September. Nothing worse than a 12 year old who knows how to hack his parents liquor cabinet.
31 41 Khasotholas Picks up dagger disarmed from groupmate, then wants groupmate to buy it back. Go orcs!
31 41 An Immortal An Immortal added 1000 exp for: Good orc roleplay. Ended up wiping dagger on his butt then giving it back.
50 99 An Immortal An Immortal added 750 exp for: good showing in orc battle royale
51 126 Sebeok Just hid out the length of a chief challenge. Ended up getting fogged and killed, but hiding forever was weak.
50 128 Sebeok Gave up the throne to Vrugdash just now, dying to him intentionally since something was buggy with the challenge. I owe him a con next time he needs it
50 169 Khasotholas Smuerlk <23953> is PRAYING for: Never let it be said that orcs don't take it up the arse for the good of the game :P
50 169 An Immortal An Immortal added 1000 exp for: I'm not sure what's he's referring to in the above, but I agree anyway.
50 197 Kastellyn Doing a lot of raiding Battle with Scions, might be worth marking as Hunted at some point.
51 267 Valguarnera Prayed last night to accuse another character of cheating because that character found Smuerlk in Thar-Acacia. You'll excuse us if we don't consider that a rules violation.
51 286 Cyradia Sent me tells, as a ghost, from orc village, that he wanted to ...(follow? hang out? bring presents for power?) me bc he hadn't seen Thrak in awhile. Dumbass.
51 286 An Immortal An Immortal added 300 exp for: You tell Satebos 'yas nat fuck wit Cyradia'
51 286 An Immortal An Immortal added 300 exp for: Telling Satebos, IC, to freaking ACT evil. I'm not sure it's going to have any affect, but thumbs up you for trying.
51 286 Cyradia Redeemed himself by showing up and showing the proper respect. Told he could never follow me, but that if he amused me with destruction he might see scraps of power. First assignment...

Timeline

Date Level Hours Event

Level History

Date Level Hours Groupmates

Title History

Date Level Hours Title
51 117 Smuerlk the Chieftain of the Grinning Skulls
51 209 Smuerlk the Chieftain of the Grinning Skulls
51 286 Smuerlk the Chieftain of the Grinning Skulls, Impudent Fleabag

PK Wins

PK Deaths

Mob Deaths

Date Level Area Killer Attack
12/01/07 51 Fortress of Light the Watcher searing light