Description
Larger than large and uglier than ugly, the Orc, Zorp, is here. His skin is
ashen, mottled with a greenish brown at the extremities. His facial features
are a mutated, barbaric mockery of elven beauty, and his blood-thirsty,
beady crimson eyes shine through the dark, scanning for anything small
enough to bully and bludgeon to death.
Role
ORC
Added Sun Jan 23 10:54:42 2022 at level 50:
Zorp was once a very small Orc.
This got his ass kicked frequently.
One day, he decided to get bigger.
He planned to eat a lot of food.
But this got his ass kicked frequently.
So he took to eating more earth worms instead of more food.
From now on, he is known as Zorp Wormcup,
because he is always seen ready to inhale a cup of earth worms.
He would often be heard replying,
"Me drink a cup of worms to dat!" *and inhale a cup of worms*
It didn't really help that much because earth worms aren't high in Calories.
Worms also come out the other side of his digestive tract.
It's unrelated.
He frequently blames the worms.
Then later he got older and was big.
He attributed this to the worms.
But because he was once small, he was still insecure.
He was sexually active and was afraid the other Orcs
thought his cock was small.
So he trained in using big weapons,
and especially favors the use of giant polearms and spears.
Confident that everyone knows his "weapon" is very big,
he is happy.
This has made him complacent.
As long as he has big dong, he will not kill the chief.
Probably.
But he still likes to fight.
He fears Mundunugus might curse his pee pee to be ultra small.
PK Wins
Dec 14, 2021|Lv 18|East Sumner's Road|Shaxx vs 2: [18] Zorp (92%, punch), [17] Mensmet (7%)
Dec 15, 2021|Lv 20|Ar'atouldain|Daigar vs 1: [20] Zorp (100%, caustic smash)
Dec 16, 2021|Lv 23|The Plains of Arendyl|Eilela vs 2: [22] Cragzhok (55%), [23] Zorp (44%, crushing force)
Dec 16, 2021|Lv 25|The Plains of Arendyl|Lohtur vs 3: [24] Cragzhok (38%), [23] Drizlei (13%, slash), [25] Zorp (47%)
Dec 18, 2021|Lv 30|Galadon|Rijaat vs 1: [30] Zorp (100%, arcing flames)
Dec 26, 2021|Lv 44|Thar-Acacia|Aellora vs 1: [44] Zorp (100%, wild swing)
Jan 5, 2022 |Lv 50|The Redhorn Mountains|Grokkan vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, pinning blow)
Jan 6, 2022 |Lv 50|Akan|Mroosh vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, wild swing)
Jan 14, 2022|Lv 50|The Eastern Road|Rokzar vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, blast)
Jan 17, 2022|Lv 50|The Dragon Sea|Druindar vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, wild swing)
Jan 17, 2022|Lv 50|Outskirts of Galadon|Carreana vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, wild swing)
Jan 21, 2022|Lv 50|Grinning Skull Village|Shakiniel vs 2: [50] Zorp (40%), [51] Odaza (59%, smash)
Jan 21, 2022|Lv 50|Grinning Skull Village|Dareanna vs 2: [51] Odaza (58%, smash), [50] Zorp (41%)
Jan 21, 2022|Lv 50|Grinning Skull Village|Shakiniel vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, piercing electricity)
Jan 21, 2022|Lv 50|The Grove|Dareanna vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, KB)
Jan 23, 2022|Lv 50|Voralian City|Rexan vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, wild swing)
Jan 23, 2022|Lv 50|Silverwood|Dareanna vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, piercing electricity)
Jan 25, 2022|Lv 50|The Forgotten Island|Krislia vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, wild swing)
Jan 25, 2022|Lv 50|The Eastern Road|Grintella vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, cleave)
Jan 25, 2022|Lv 50|The Dwarf Forest|Riazle vs 1: [50] Zorp (100%, pierce)